vanilla

vanilla
1. (vanilla) (1357↑, 197↓)
Unexciting, normal, conventional, boring.

Vanilla, a bit like this definition.

2. (vanilla) (645↑, 193↓)
n. The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM.

He was a little more vanilla than I was used to, but we got along fine anyway.

Author: Bad Grammar Must Die http://vanilla.urbanup.com/98798
3. (vanilla) (498↑, 283↓)
1 - a type of foodstuff grown in a pod 2 - straight down the line, boring sex, with as little foreplay as possible, the kind of sex that the Catholic Church (proud sponsors of this year's [Republican] party) want you to have, if you have to have sex at all, and if you're married.

The sex was all right, but she's a bit vanilla for me.

Author: apricotmarmalade http://vanilla.urbanup.com/20515
4. (vanilla) (313↑, 125↓)
It's the original of something, like the original Ice Cream flavour. In computergames the original game is called classic or vanilla when the expansion comes out.
5. (Vanilla) (262↑, 92↓)
normal and boring sex. used by more sexually adventerous people [kinked] to describe the dull sex had by the unimaginative

he's so vanilla he probably thinks leaving the lights on is dirty.

6. (Vanilla) (187↑, 45↓)
Preferring an activity or thing in its basic and unmodified state. Refers to vanilla ice cream. Used when expressing a preference for having something the traditional way.

I like my burgers vanilla, no mayonnaise or bacon for me please. Sorry, threesomes just don’t do it for me. I’m vanilla like that.

7. (vanilla) (111↑, 52↓)
A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.

BOY BITES GIRL ON NECK GIRL: What are you doing? BOY: Biting your neck - d'ya like it? GIRL: Eew\! Get off\! BOY: [sigh] You're so fucking vanilla, Toni. "You can't take me into the heavy metal section\! I'm way too vanilla for that." "Of COURSE Hannah's still a virgin\! Look at her, she's SO vanilla\!"

8. (Vanilla) (79↑, 41↓)
Nogtard's most eaten Ice Cream. He buys it because it's shit, therefore cheap, so you get more for your money.

Dad: Eatin' ice cream then? Nogtard: Yeah, it's vanilla. It tastes horrible but you get more.

Author: Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick http://vanilla.urbanup.com/4142826
9. (vanilla) (51↑, 25↓)
plain, simple, ordinary, normal

This shirt is so vanilla. Don't you wear anything else.

10. (Vanilla) (76↑, 58↓)
A song by the singer, Gackt. It tends to make fangirls squee and laugh hard. Especially the ones who've seen the live video.

"Did you see the live video for Vanilla?" "Yes, it made me squee."

11. (Vanilla) (37↑, 28↓)
plain conventional unflavored

Just plain vanilla beans and rice for dinner.

12. (vanilla) (8↑, 3↓)
Original game format without any mods.

Playing Empire Total War vanilla makes you want to kill the person who designed the AI.

13. (Vanilla) (18↑, 14↓)
A white person

"Whats up vanilla face?

14. (vanilla) (4↑, 1↓)
The old-school version of a video game. E.g. the original Street Fighter instead of Super Street Fighter 4

I'm really stoked about Marvel vs. Capcom 3, but I'd rather play the vanilla for now.

15. (vanilla) (5↑, 2↓)
Slang term used by gay men to describe American males of European descent. Often used as code when in the company of unsuspecting straights.

Just because my date is a blue eyed blond doesn't mean that I only like vanilla\!

16. (vanilla) (18↑, 15↓)
In the swinging lifestyle, "vanilla" means anyone who is not a swinger. Term used ONLY within the swinger community to describe friends or aquaintances who are not involved in the lifestyle. Most of you reading this are vanilla and don't even realize it.

We won't be able to play at Dave & Jen's pool party.. there will be some vanilla couples there.

Author: Degenerate Dan http://vanilla.urbanup.com/2555653
17. (vanilla) (20↑, 18↓)
dull, boring, conventional (often in sexual terms)

That is so vanilla. *yawns*

18. (Vanilla) (3↑, 2↓)
A white girl who likes to hang out with brown guys. (i.e. a large group of middle-eastern, Indian or Persian men) In other words, the "token white girl" in a multicultural group.

"Call Jackie - we need our Vanilla to come out tonight" "It would be great to get our Vanilla to break up this Browntown"

Author: Carolina Plantagenet http://vanilla.urbanup.com/5788682
19. (Vanilla) (3↑, 2↓)
Another slang for a Vanilla Dutch used as a blunt

We bout to spark the Vanillas

Author: Vanilla McFlurry http://vanilla.urbanup.com/4966660
20. (vanilla) (4↑, 3↓)
used to describe something that is very plain or bland. nothing special.

"she's a sweet girl, but she's very vanilla"

21. (vanilla) (31↑, 30↓)
Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish. (While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla \> You.) It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla* Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT\! Why, WHY does this odor torture me so? The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

Author: \vanillaThe Nameless One\vanilla http://vanilla.urbanup.com/1261268
22. (vanilla) (63↑, 62↓)
With respect to gay men, sex that puts an emphasis on fucking and sucking, without any other kinky positions or appartus. Think silk sheets and scented candles, boys-- and try to forget you're sticking your dick up his ass.

My current boi's really vanilla, but he's hot so I don't care.

23. (Vanilla) (0↑, 0↓)
Based from the small Texas town of Southlake. A vanilla is often a preppy or popular kid that completely goes with the status quo, but is convinced they are "different" and "special". These are the kind of people that will make you ashamed of humanity. Vanilla girls are often seen wear Ugg boots, Sperry's, or Coach sneakers. They usually have Vera Bradley lunch bags, and back packs that they shove their stuff in without a care. Not to mention the rhinestone, white stitching jeans and low-cut Tyler's shirts. Their favorite accessory are push-up bras and lots of foundation and bronzer. Vanilla guys are almost always wearing a football t-shirt, athletic pants, ridiculous ankle-high black socks (sometimes worn by the girls\!), and athletic shoes that cost half their life savings. They also think being on a middle school football team deems you as being NFL level. Not all vanillas are superficial and mean, they can be somewhat nice (About 3 of them are). A lot of them time they are seen talking bad about their so called "friends" and texting away on their iPhones. Vanilla is often mistaken as a racial slur, but anyone can be a vanilla. Vanillas are often ignorant to other religions, people unlike them, and will completely deny that they fit the [Southlake] stereotype.

"Ugh, she is such a slut, I hate how she acts, but I'm having a sleepover with her tonight, gonna be soooo fun\! My mom said she'd buy me a new north face today\! OMGZ, sucks to suck girly\!" Yup. That's a vanilla for you.

Author: TheCryptKeeper http://vanilla.urbanup.com/6393992
24. (Vanilla) (4↑, 4↓)
Straight up white man dong. Usually used in reference to sexual activity using metaphors.

1. His french vanilla icing got all over her [souffle].

Author: REO speedflagon http://vanilla.urbanup.com/4505718
25. (vanilla) (1↑, 2↓)
An apparently inconspicuous official document

The vanilla manilla was easier to store, but harder to maintain in terms of confidentiality.

Author: Hercolena Oliver http://vanilla.urbanup.com/4991560
26. (vanilla) (15↑, 16↓)
Term used by those who consider themselves "hardcore" [BDSM] aficionados to describe anyone they perceive as less dedicated than themselves to [kink], although it originally described one who is not in the BDSM scene.

ME: So I restrained her with steel chains (affixed to my bed using hammered-in rivets), teased her skin with a red-hot poker and pulled out her hair before inviting a local biker gang into the room to take turns sodomising her before slitting her throat and tossing her limp body into the local landfill. KINKY FRIEND YAWNS KINKY FRIEND: That's so vanilla.

27. (vanilla) (4↑, 8↓)
not as exciting as it could be

"he thought i was too vanilla to actually bite my inner thigh with aggression"

28. (vanilla) (9↑, 21↓)
soft white cocanie skeet an ice cream flavor a form of snow

that vanilla was soft first but hard now

29. (vanilla) (8↑, 29↓)
vanilla \> the relationship between a couple, with one having no interest, or participation in the other persons fetish, or lifestyle

BOB: why doesn't your wife come to these munches with you? Isn't she your sub/slave? TOM: No, she has no interest, or desire for this. but says. If i have to do it,, do it some where else. Just leave the whips, and cuffs there. \<ha\>

30. (Vanilla) (15↑, 56↓)
Cream the Rabbit's mother. Her Offical name is Sonic X.

Vanilla is Cream's Mom.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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